left is wrong

I can't help but feel that I'm at a disadvantage here. Here are the reasons: 1.) I can't speak German. There are now FIVE volunteers from Germany. 2.) I've recently learned that being left-handed is unfortunate. You can write with your left hand, but apparently eating and taking/giving something with your left hand is offensive 3.) My camera is broken. 4.) My nose ring fell out and I lost it. I didn't bring another one, so my hole will probably close up. 5.) I forgot my bathing suit at home.